tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56599172678283683962012-02-08T22:46:59.314-08:00we're just a couple of gals who like to make things while we're at work. please join us! send us your stuff!front porch time machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01369469392501846676noreply@blogger.comBlogger441100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659917267828368396.post-64785197549436539232007-06-05T06:44:00.000-07:002007-06-06T06:32:40.552-07:00

i want to do more little things to make a less harmful impact on the planet. so what can i do? i've cut down on paper napkin usage (thanks robin!), stopped littering cigarette butts (the smoking habit itself i am working on, too), and started washing and reusing one water bottle and not buying new ones. i don't leave the water on when i brush my teeth, either. so what else? does anybody have any

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If you could invent your own fast food chain, what would it entail?Name: B-FoodsFood Goods Sold: Sides of mashed potatoes, lemon wedges, parsely, ice cubes, ketchup.Amusement: complimentary calculatorsLocations:Unknown towns across the nationEtc.: On your birthday, we will dress a dog up as a dog. Then the employees sing you a non-traditional birthday song which your name actually gets rhymed

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what does this thing do.

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robin and i have been thinking a lot today about all of the things we're thankful for. we have been writing thank you notes all morning!we have decided that it is important to be grateful, and often. it's easy for feelings of gratitude to get lost in the shuffle. so here is our solution: every thursday we will give the world the opportunity to post an open thank you letter on the blog. you can

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i mean, it's purely physical, but it's true. he has the most expressive face ever.here's your chance to get political.tell me, what is donald rumsfeld thinking?i just want to wrap his little head up in a wonton skin and dip it in some soy sauce.

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http://www.ideazoo.com/things/hiphop.cfmtell me your hip hop name. pizzle in the commizzle.obviously, mine is King Slim Freak of the underground.

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seriously, where are you guys going?there is obviously some kind of holiday i am unaware of. does anybody know what these ladies are celebrating and where the heck they're going to celebrate it? post it in the comments, so that i, too, may attend this function.i haven't seen outfits this serious since laura bryna attended the academy of country music awards.can't place the name?she's the founder

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What is the greatest book that you have read within the past 3 months?:Please send your book title and a pic if you want to: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com robin -erin -

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do you want to know what i think is ridiculous?people with too much time on their hands that sit around the house all day photoshopping pictures of members of the political party they oppose to make stupid jokes. so your job is to find one of these things (it is not difficult) and send it to us. and then we can sit around our offices grimacing and grinding our teeth.oh, look what i found:i mean,

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Everyone knows someone or is someone who is doing something interesting, creative, motivating, weird, amazing, or f*cking mind blowing. Please send us a link which references one of these someones to frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com Feel free to send along a pic from their site too, because visuals are SO enticing!Let the inspirational referencing begin!...and, give yourself a hug, right now!

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Okay, this one is going to require a bit more work. Please illustrate for us what you think your future back yard will look like. You can send the drawing via email if you have a scanner: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com Or you can email us requesting an address or fax number where you can send your drawing...if you don't have access to a scanner. OR - you can just find an image on the internets

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Send us the title and a pic if you can to: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.comIt's a Wonderful Life - robinokay. my movie is casablanca, because it's the only one i've ever heard of besides what you just posted with this obscure ass request. i've never even seen it. anyway, here's bogart at the end.that's me tipping my hat to someone who knows about the film industry in the 1940's. i own fever pitch

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my boyfriend's band is getting *REALLY* big. i need you guyses help to come up with some really great t shirt slogans for their next tour! post in comments.p.s. my guy is the one on the left with the perm!

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tell me a joke about math or science.

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So, it's Friday. Generally on Fridays I feel uplifted, and relieved. Here's the project: Google image search your one word of the day-for today. Send the image to us frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com along with your word. HOPE - robin AMBITION!!!!!!!! -erinsalacious - AmiGarbage - Kristina

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Something that's been on my mind recently is the fact that anytime I go anywhere that sells prepared food products, I leave with a bag of food product, and 11 napkins. This is crazy. So, I propose that we all ask those who are mitting these handfulls of napkins into our muffin or sandwich bags to please halt after just one. I dare us. I triple dog dare us!

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write a little diddy. just a couple of lines. like this:my favorite color is red.that's because of blood, for one thing.is it true that when it's still inside you it is blue?i heard that once.then pop it into an online translater, like this one here:http://babelfish.altavista.com/and then give us the original little thing and then the translated thing, like this:my favourite color is redthat is

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investigate this crime scene.

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write a rap about what you did last night.pizzle your response in the comizzle.

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Using the words in this poem - make your own poem about your first love. Post it in the commentz...

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if you could just go ahead and have a robot, tell me what it would do. also if it does or does not have a full mouth of teeth. see below. piggy your answer in the ciggy

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"the white sisters" want to rename their band after discoveringtizing that sharonda (pictured center) is actually 1/16 african american. pickle your suggestions for a new band name in the condiments.

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please tell me three things about the person who lives here, also their name. pudding in the comments.

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sentence."Again, my eyes fill with tears. I must confess to keeping something from you: I broke all the bones in the hand you are squeezing in a puppereering mishap only hours before I met you. But joy defeats my pain! Who knew that a traveling puppeteer such as I would find happiness here with the daughter of a billionaire industrialist? I will give you happiness beyond your dreams of..."post it

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post in comments.

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write a sentence with these initials: R.I.D.C.F.S.B.H.S.D.G.for example, i'll begin one: Robin Invites Dead Cold Finger Shamble Binge Hat Stangle Dangle Gangitron.okay, but you can use real words.

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Please list 3 descriptive words for the image above, and post them in the comments.

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what is this animal thinking?post it in comments.

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some little kids (4th grade) in MD wrote this amazing chapter book. it's too long to post here, but the link is: http://www.kidlink.org/KIDPROJ/Kidwriters/Mystery/Maryland/Chessie.htmthen you have to just keep hitting the next button.one kid would start a story, someone else would take over, they would pass it on, etc. i think we should try one.here's how the first kid started their story:"When

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just kidding.

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apparently, they're actually called that.the last letter of the previous word is the first letter of the new word.for example: robin needs some esophogal love every year, readily.whoa! it's hard!you try it. post it in the comments.

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in reference to the two below posts:Robin: just posted on the bloggyme: me tooOMG NO WAYwe posted the same thing.........Robin: WE SHARE A BRAINme: THAT'S NUTS

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please write a caption or dialogue for this futuristic 3-d cartoon and post it in the comments.

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Create a thought dialogue for the ladies in the picture above. You can write and send it to our gmail account: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com, and we will post your thoughts!woman in red: "what the fck is wrong with my flute?!"woman in yellow: "This hat is made out of manatees, therefore, I cannot lift my head"little girl: erin says-woman in brown dress: if i stare long enough through these

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find the most emo album cover of all time that makes you crack up!here's what i mean...email us your pictures at frontporchtimemachine@gmail.comalso feel free to design your own!(r0bin) "Heavy and Pensive on the Beach"

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i saw some pretty good tattoos this weekend. then i thought, i bet there are some really bad ones out there.find us a picture of a really shitty tattoo. email the picture, and anything else you feel like saying about it, to frontporchtimemachine@gmail.comhere is one that i found, although there were so many bad ones it was hard to narrow it down. but mr. cool ice, ice, ice, ice is pretty terrible

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i just found this dude's picture on the internet. it's kind of a funny picture.and then you look at his name.his name is.RUDIE DINGLEBERRY.so your job is to write a bio. write a bio for rudie dingleberry.post it in the comments.

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last night robin gave me a postcard which was a little bit like this. she told me to write a haiku about it.now it's your turn.

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think of your least favorite word of all time. or just one that you hate because it's disgusting. then, find a picture of whatever it is and send it to us, with the word.here is mine. the word is NUGGET.tell those nuggets they're not fooling anybody with that lettuce rug. psht. julian said the word he thinks is the worst is: secretion.what even is that wet spot? he looks so sad...robin HATES the

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post an e-mail you wrote on either april 4th, 5th, or 6th of any year, to anyone.

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Okay: Google search an image which best represents your current emotional state. Email us the pic with a one word description to: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.comGo!okay robin, here is my current emotional state. i will call it: discoveringtizing.love, erinjulian says that he is feeling stuffed:adam says, "ERobIN, My current emotional state is "spring fever" which as I learned from google is also

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okay. what would your name be if you were:1. a pilgrim:2. living on a mountaintop for ten years at least:3. an aztec warrior:4. a train conductor:5. a polar bear:6. a hero (regular or super):7. from alaska:8. a snake charmer:9. captain of something:10. a star in the universe:just copy and paste that little section there into a comment (see below) and then complete the assignment by first thing

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thanks for stopping by our new blog!we are robin and erin. we chat online at work during the week and give each other projects to complete. sometimes i fax her drawings, and she snail mails me things from her desk. at home we make each other books and yesterday robin gave me a styrofoam animal nose. also, we find things on google image search all the time, like pictures of baby animals, or hot

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