oh. my. gosh.

i just found this dude's picture on the internet. it's kind of a funny picture.
and then you look at his name.
his name is.
RUDIE DINGLEBERRY.
so your job is to write a bio. write a bio for rudie dingleberry.

post it in the comments.

5/7/5

last night robin gave me a postcard which was a little bit like this. she told me to write a haiku about it.

now it's your turn.

i just got salad dressing on that envelope:

think of your least favorite word of all time. or just one that you hate because it's disgusting. then, find a picture of whatever it is and send it to us, with the word.






here is mine. the word is NUGGET.

tell those nuggets they're not fooling anybody with that lettuce rug. psht.

julian said the word he thinks is the worst is: secretion.

what even is that wet spot? he looks so sad...

robin HATES the word: dangles.

yeah, that's a pretty bad word. made worse by the prefix: dingle. as in dingledangles, and i think that's what's going on in this photo.

Ami hates the word MOIST!

Make this your desktop image!

e-mail party:

post an e-mail you wrote on either april 4th, 5th, or 6th of any year, to anyone.

Pictionary...

Okay: Google search an image which best represents your current emotional state. Email us the pic with a one word description to: frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com

Go!



okay robin, here is my current emotional state. i will call it: discoveringtizing.
love, erin

julian says that he is feeling stuffed:

adam says, "ERobIN, My current emotional state is "spring fever" which as I learned from google is also the name of the group of ladies who won the 1990 Region6 Minnesota Women's Quartet competition. From left to right:Tenor-Julie Balk (City of Lakes) Kim Dykstra - Lead (City of Lakes) Judy Langer - Bass (City of Lakes) Lou Dykstra (mom) - Bari (City of Lakes)Adam." whoa.

naming names:

okay. what would your name be if you were:

1. a pilgrim:
2. living on a mountaintop for ten years at least:
3. an aztec warrior:
4. a train conductor:
5. a polar bear:
6. a hero (regular or super):
7. from alaska:
8. a snake charmer:
9. captain of something:
10. a star in the universe:

just copy and paste that little section there into a comment (see below) and then complete the assignment by first thing monday morning or there will be no recess.

our name is mitten fists!

thanks for stopping by our new blog!
we are robin and erin. we chat online at work during the week and give each other projects to complete. sometimes i fax her drawings, and she snail mails me things from her desk. at home we make each other books and yesterday robin gave me a styrofoam animal nose. also, we find things on google image search all the time, like pictures of baby animals, or hot air balloons, or cats who play instruments, or railroad cars made out of cardboard boxes.
we have decided to expand our personal need for creative projects in an administrative environment to everybody who has a computer. we will post homework assignments for you to do, as well as other things we find in our travels that we think you might enjoy.
please send us anything you complete or want to share for any or no reason at all, either as a comment here or to our gmail account, and we will post it here. our address is frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com
we are very excited and can't wait to see what you create!

love,

erin