Monday 7 May 2007

how many times can you say 'ice' on one body?

i saw some pretty good tattoos this weekend. then i thought, i bet there are some really bad ones out there.
find us a picture of a really shitty tattoo. email the picture, and anything else you feel like saying about it, to frontporchtimemachine@gmail.com

here is one that i found, although there were so many bad ones it was hard to narrow it down. but mr. cool ice, ice, ice, ice is pretty terrible. i wish i could see the ones on his shoulders, too.








(robin) I think it's Star Trek faces:


alright folks, i have got to submit a second submission for submissinitization. holy.




am i blowing your mind, robin? yes, that's a nude native american hugging a gigantic corn dog. and she's wearing your shoes. which obviously she bought at disney world. shit.



9 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude! robin... forget the tattoo... that pointing man is blowing my mind.

Anonymous said...

Erin, look at how detailed her moccasin is

Anonymous said...

yes. there is detail in the shoe. and no, there are no details in her chickle tab two teeth, as you pointed out earlier.
also, she has fingernail claws.
also, i didn't know native american women wore bangle bracelets. i thought they would just hold some wompom, or maybe sew into onto their special occasion outfits.

Reactor Cor said...

This past weekend I was walking through the soda aisle of an ACME supermarket in Pennsylvania when my friend saw a new Lipton prodcut. The bottle read "Iced Brisk Green Iced Green Tea Apple Flavored", which prompted us to wonder why they felt the need to write ice and green more than once, and why the fact that it's an apple flavored drink is an afterthought to them and then to talk about it all rest of weekend and say things like "iced blast ice tea green ice iced tea green apple flavored" to each other. So I was pleased to find that you ran accross a similar situation.

look at the front of the can:
http://www.liptonbrisk.com/products/green.asp

Reactor Cor said...

is that pointing man a star trek cast member?

Anonymous said...

corinne, a google image search for "Iced Brisk Green Iced Green Tea Apple Flavored" brought up this little thing. i am not sure what is going on here.

http://jumbledpileofperson.typepad.com/az/images/coldstonedish1.jpg

Anonymous said...

Well at least they did not use the word "tea" more than once, seeing as how it is the 9th ingredient. Apple, of course, is nowhere to be found. I think the most important feature of this product would have to be the green label/can. And of course the number 2 ingredient (after water), High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Anonymous said...

Well written article.

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