Tuesday 15 May 2007

ok genes and geniuses

my boyfriend's band is getting *REALLY* big. i need you guyses help to come up with some really great t shirt slogans for their next tour! post in comments.


p.s. my guy is the one on the left with the perm!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We got our fingers in your skulls

Anonymous said...

hand me the baby jesus so i can personally crucify him summer tour

Anonymous said...

those are some good ideas guys! personally, i'm having a hard time coming up with anything funnier than actual metal lyrics, like the ones from the following song, which is called "violent slaughter."

You will die

Desecrated souls
Unwilling death
Helpless prey
Satan laughs
Demons of death
Hell is their home
They come out at night
Screaming alone

Brought on this world
Filled with hate
You will die it's too late
The chant of Gregorian
The dead will arise
Slaughtered in violence
You're eaten alive

Killing
Slaughtered
Carnal
Violence
Deadly
Killer
Mystical
Wonder

the best part to me is when they say, "you will die it's too late." hmm, death sentence, how unfortunate, better write to mom and tell her who gets my cd collection. but then it just says, "the chant of gregorian" randomly, for no reason? what is it about gregorian chant (or the chant of gregorian, excuse me)that these haircut-phobes find so compelling? regardless, then it says, "the dead will arise," so that made me feel better, because they just told me i was going to die. so at LEAST i know i'm coming back.
http://www.deathmetalsongnamegenerator.com/
my song is called "christ annihilated our Crunchnose."